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Friday, September 24, 2010

Dear Mr. Handyman

Today I passed, in a remote area of western Illinois, a mobile marquis. It was the type that shops and independent churches park in front of the premises to advertise. It read:

HANDYMAN NEEDS WORK

How does that help me? I should hire him to show kindness?  The sign should have read:



HANDYMAN AVAILABLE TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE


If you want the work, tell me how it will help me. 

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